Man Laws

What Are MAN LAWS?
Man Laws are rules and codes, written an unwritten by which men live by. These laws originated 1301 B.C., circa and have been upgraded to change with the times.

They have been secretly passed down through the generations.

However, since our society has made it increasingly popular to emasculate boys at an early age, many guys have unwittingly left their true masculine identity and become anything but a man women adore and a man other men can respect and follow.

What's The Objective of MAN LAWS?
MAN LAWS, amongst other objectives are designed to help any guy become a Ladies MAN!

Among the many topics addressed are laws and rules relating to dating and mating, attracting women, picking up women, seducing women and pleasuring women.

What Happens to Violators of MAN LAWS?
If any male is discovered violating any MAN LAW or not living up to MAN LAW standards, he shall be deemed as a traitor of masculinity and be tagged by his peers and colleagues as a: wus, Momma’s Boy, BETA Male, and/or a METROSEXUAL Male. Forgiveness and restoration back into genuine masculinity depends on the severity of the broken law and can only be determined by the violator sitting before a Tribunal.

General Rules Concerning MAN LAWS

Every man must memorize each and every MAN LAW
This is to insure that he is on his “A” game when it comes to Dating and Mating and Sexual Relations. Any man who has not memorized the MAN LAWS will be deemed a Trainee. Any man who has memorized MAN LAWS and lives by them will be deemed an ALPHA MALE.

Remember: You are THE MAN, so be THE MAN at all times.

When it comes to the female gender, have fun! Have lots of fun but be honorable in doing so. Respect women, be above board at all times and always state your true intentions. This is what real men do. There is no need to use chicanery, pity, deceit or lies to attract women, pick up women or seduce women. Those are tactics used by BETA males and guys without game.

On Converting Lesbians
We have received an awful lot of complaints from lesbians concerning the ALPHA MALES who seduce their girlfriends and lovers and then persuade them to abandon the lesbian lifestyle altogether. The complaints are as follows:

• You guys lap better than we do, how’s that?
• It’s not fair that we have to use strap ons
• Where did you guys learn to give such great oral sex?
• A man can arouse a woman better than a woman, how so?
• Why are you guys shagging lesbians, when there's plenty of candy?

In response to these complaints, we agree not to convert any chick from the lesbian lifestyle. The exception to this rule is as follows: If she is a fine babe, converting her to the heterosexual lifestyle is acceptable. We agree not to convert any woman that is classified as NOT HOT!

On Masculine Titles
NO MAN shall allow himself to be tagged, called or identified by any non-masculine title. The only acceptable names other than MAN and heterosexual are: Dude, Mr., Sir., Player, Playa, Player Playa and Wing Man.

All other names must go through the Tribunal and be approved prior to use. No MAN shall respond to names such as METROSEXUAL, BETA Male or any another classification or title that remotely hints at femininity.

Disagreement With MAN LAWS
In the event that you disagree with any MAN LAW, the procedure to complain or fight to change said law is as follows.

(a) You must submit a picture of yourself along with your Driver's License, your D.O.B., a birth certificate, your current address, social security number, a valid credit card number belonging to you and your thumb fingerprint.

(b) You must include the MAN LAW that you oppose and your reason(s) why

(c) You must include a change of MAN LAW application fee of $10,575.19, in the form of cash

(d) You must include the change of MAN LAW processing fee of $3,697.22, also in the form of cash

(e) If you’re simply filing a complaint against any MAN LAW, the fees are reduced by 1.002%.

Once you have all of the proper documents and fees, then and only then can you contact the Tribunal for consideration. Upon receipt of your funds and verification of your identity, the Tribunal will begin the process of reviewing your complaint. The process takes approximately ten years, give or take a few years. Your response will be mailed to the address on your application. If your address changes prior to receiving a response from the Tribunal, you agree to forfeit all fees and MUST start the process all over again from scratch.

About The Author
Kenneth 'Duce' Burton  was a geek without hope. He was destined to be a shy 40-year-old virgin. That was until he immersed himself into learning how to attract and approach women. When he emerged from his training, he instantly became a babe magnet. He was so successful that friends, school buddies and admirers were desperate to pay him to learn his techniques and tricks. He eventually launched one of the  hottest and most successful guides for picking up women and seducing hot girls and the rest is history.

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