MAN LAWS
Regarding
Sexual
Relations

MAN LAWS on Foreplay
Foreplay is the sexual stimulation that precedes intercourse.

It is written that no man shall need foreplay for himself.

All guys should be at instant erection when duty calls.

Foreplay is solely for women.

Foreplay prepares them to receive your love pole (your hard drive) into their software, (their candy store).

Previously, guys were taught that foreplay is for wimps and wuses.

PLEASE NOTE: Lesbians competing with guys for hot babes, male spies and guys with a bone to pick against ALPHA MALES planted this misinformation to mislead us. It is written by the ALPHA MALE Roundtable that FOREPLAY is an essential part of: intercourse, sexual intercourse, sex act, copulation, coitus, coition, sexual congress, sexual relations, and carnal knowledge.

MAN LAWS state that ALL guys shall be skilled at foreplay.

The first phase of foreplay shall include but not be limited to teasing, sexy talk, love letters, fingering, touching and other forms of arousal that cause her sweet aroma and cherished nectar to be released from her fountain of delicious juices.

This is the flow all ALPHA MALES know!

The second phase shall include but not be limited to kissing, and French kissing and sucking and nibbling her mango fruit and licking her rose petals. Once she has arrived at this heightened state of ecstasy, she’s ready for anything! Go get her tiger!

MAN LAWS on Sex Positions
Every man shall be versed on the moist enjoyable and pleasurable sex positions that drive a woman wild. Failure to know and learn these sex positions is unacceptable and is punishable by torture.

MAN LAWS on The Female Orgasm
During sexual relations, every woman shall experience some variation of the female orgasm. There are no exceptions to this law. To abide by this law, you may need to attend Clitoris College. Upon attending and completion, you will be versed in: The Anatomy of a Pussy, the G- Spot, clitoris conversation and oral sex, (A.K.A., cunningulus, cunninglus, licking pussy, lap dancing, eating pussy, nibbling her mango fruit and licking her rose petals)

REMEMBER: It is your DUTY to Pleasure her fine Booty.

If you can’t bring her to climax, you will stripped of any and all masculine identity. In addition, your manhood privileges shall be revoked immediately and you will be relegated to being a BETA MALE. It is irreprehensible that a guy would deprive of a woman of this incredible pleasure because he IS NOT skilled enough to lead her to climax. The exception to this rule is if you are smashed, drunk or wasted to the point that you are a slobbering fool. In those cases, guys are granted a pass.

Here are the different variations of orgasms.

Mind Blowing Orgasms
This orgasm is so powerful that large parts of a woman’s brain that deal with fear and emotion go into shut down mode to help her enjoy this exhilarating thrill of a lifetime.

Multiple Orgasms
This is a sequential series of orgasms that occur in quick succession. Women, who experience it, will tell you that it is the ultimate in sexual gratification.

Screaming Orgasms
This orgasm occurs when the release is so intense that a woman can no longer hold back; she can’t help but scream to express her intense sexual delight. If she’s a screamer and you’re in an apartment, room or house with thin walls, please note: keep fluffy pillows on standby. The screamer should be advised to scream into the pillows; thereby preventing neighbors from assuming the worse and calling the police.

Wall Climbing Orgasms
This orgasm occurs primarily during oral sex when the guy makes the right moves with his tongue… on, in and around her love box. With the right stimulation, the pleasure is so great, that the recipient does not want it to stop, but at the same time, she feels as though she can’t take it any more. Her solution is to climb the walls until she orgasms.

Wet Milky Orgasms
These orgasms occur when you are sucking, nibbling, licking, touching and teasing the right spot. Your lover becomes so aroused that her love juices flow like a bottled up stream that has found its release valve. If you pause and gaze upon her warm apple pie, you’ll see her sweet nectar glistening, almost if its basking in the over glow. As it seductively finds its way through her velvetee softness, eagerly awaiting your tongue, just know, you caused this sensual juice to flow! Now pat yourself on the back and return to your position of driving her into erotic heaven.

Squirting Orgasms
When it comes to orgasms, there’s wet, and then there’s OMG wet! Squirting orgasms are the OMG wet. A squirting orgasm is when a woman ejaculates near or during orgasm. Her ejaculation is a sign that you have reached the pinnacle of pleasuring a woman. Once again, pat yourself on the back and then gently pat her secret place; she’ll need that special touch after a squirting orgasm. 

About The Author
Kenneth 'Duce' Burton  was a geek without hope. He was destined to be a shy 40-year-old virgin. That was until he immersed himself into learning how to attract and approach women. When he emerged from his training, he instantly became a babe magnet. He was so successful that friends, school buddies and admirers were desperate to pay him to learn his techniques and tricks. He eventually launched one of the  hottest and most successful guides for picking up women and seducing hot girls and the rest is history.

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